Church

Grandma's friend called her this evening and this is how their conversation went:

Carla: I slept in and missed church; I can't believe my alarm clock didn't go off.  Anything exciting happen?

Grandma: No.  Oh, Max Smart died.

Carla: He did?

Grandma: Yes.  He was 100.

Carla:  Oh.  I never liked him.

Grandma:  No, me neither.  It's a good thing he died.

Carla: Yeah, he sure pinched his pennies.

Grandma: Oh, he was terrible, he was really tight.

Carla: He's just stinky.

Grandma:  Good riddance.

Carla: Bob will be glad to hear it, he didn't like him.